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Saturday, 11 May 2013

Author Interview with James Garcia Jnr


Today I have the fabulous James Garcia Jnr visiting the blog, an author I've admired for his cleverly crafted novels and constant appreciation of my ridiculous blog posts and Facebook statuses. We both share a passion for vampires, treadmills and the written word - so let's see what he has to say about my twenty warped questions ...

James Garcia Jnr


Describe your novel in twenty words or less.
Paul Herrera inherits an old house and comes to grips with ghosts that haunt both his past and present. *wipes forehead* Nineteen! That was too close!

What were some of the biggest obstacles that you had to overcome while writing?
Well, I’m a late bloomer. Although I discovered a love for reading and writing back in junior high school, it really wasn’t until middle age that I began to put the proverbial nose to the grindstone. I’m forty-four now, but was when I turned thirty-eight that I really began to feel the regret that I would feel when I was old and gray if I never gave writing the college try. My latest novel will be my third. I have an understanding family. They don’t love the time I spend on my laptop, but they allow me that space. The only obstacle I have is provided my eleven hour day job where I’m an Administrative Supervisor.

Kristy: I hear you, Jimmy! I want to kick those authors who brag about staying home all day to perfect their craft while we're slaving away only getting better at pen-pushing.

Are you also a reader, and if so, what’s your preferred genre?
I prefer horror and suspense. I won’t read just anything, however. I much prefer The Silence of the Lambs over The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I do like to deviate from that now and again. My favorite novel is actually not frightening in the least. It is Beach Music by Pat Conroy.

Peter O'Toole
If you could have dinner with one person dead or alive, who would it be and why?
Hmm? That’s a tough one. We run the risk of discovering that our heroes are creeps sometimes. Lots of names popped into my head when I saw this question. Being a huge music fan, I thought of the late Freddie Mercury of Queen. I have read a few biographies and was struck by one I read on the late Katherine Hepburn. However, I think I’ll go with actor Peter O’Toole. I just love to listen to him speak, and I know he won’t be much longer on the planet. I should like to sit with him for a few hours...sip some wine...and just chat (See, he’s rubbing off on me. I sound like him already).

Kristy: *Shakes Head*

Do you have any weird little habits that get you in the writing mood—downing a bottle of wine, eating an entire bar of chocolate, fornicating on a porch swing?
Sadly, no. Although I can very easily down a bottle of white zin during a networking session, I really don’t have the time to play around. I usually only attempt one writing project every year and a half or so, thanks to my long day job. If I’m writing I have to race home, clean up and squeeze it in.

What sets your book apart from others in the same genre?
Recently, I found myself answering a question like this one by saying I might very well be the Nicholas Sparks of horror. I never meant to say it. It just came out. Perhaps it’s fitting. We’ll see what the readers think.

Okay, so I bet you secretly hate one of the characters in your novel. Who is it and why?
Interestingly I don’t. I guess as being their creator I hate the things some of them do, but use those dirty deeds against them and spin them for good.

You’re on death row and it’s your last meal. What will you choose to eat?
Eat, Hell! Where’s the Crown and Coke?? I guess I’d go with a steak. Maybe a T-bone, cooked medium. I’ll take the mashed potatoes and green beans. Can I get a Margarita with that, please? No? Damn!

Tell us three crazy things about yourself that you wish no one else knew (I promise I won’t post this … but I lie).
*Crickets* Seriously, I’m so square! I’ve got nothing. *lies* Hand over that Crown and Coke and maybe I’ll sing...

Are you a scruncher or a folder? (Yes, this is a toilet paper question)
Folder, and I probably use more than a woman. Ask my wife. She’ll tell ya’.

Kristy: Sorry, folders must be slapped. No one should be that organised in the toilet.

If you had to pick one song to be the soundtrack to your novel, what would it be and why?
“Heaven” by Warrant. I’m an old 80’s headbanger, but when you read the novel you’ll see why.



Do you have any future projects lined up that you want to tell us about?
Sleeping. Taking my kids to the movies – they don’t need me to do it anymore since they’re 15 and 19, but I miss hanging out with them. My treadmill. Sitting with my wife without whipping out my smartphone every ten minutes. *Laughs* Okay, okay. I’ve got a collaborative writing project that 13 authors are working on, but that’s all I am at liberty to say about that until it’s done. I’ve never done anything like this and am a bit nervous. I might start the third novel in my crossover Dance on Fire vampire series, but we’ll see. Stay tuned.

E-book or paperback, what’s your preference?
I would prefer a hardback, so I’ll say paperback. However, I also much prefer old record albums, too. There was nothing like reading the lyrics and staring at the album artwork while the record played; the smell of a brand new album. Yet, there I am every Tuesday, sniffing around iTunes, trolling for new music! You just can’t beat the ease of buying, storing and reading books on an e-reader. A year or so ago, I remembered that Sammy Hagar had an autobiography out that day. I grabbed my Kindle and less than one minute later I was reading that bad-boy!

What books or authors have most influenced your writing style?
For this, I will once again refer to the genius that is Pat Conroy. If I could write half as well as he does, I could die a happy man. In my genre, I will note Author Michael Slade. That is the pen name of the father/daughter team that writes the Special X Royal Canadian Mounted Police thrillers. The first one, Headhunter, might be the greatest horror/crime novel I’ve ever read.

If you were stuck on a deserted Island would you choose:
a)            A total hottie to keep you company over the lonely nights ahead.
b)            A solar powered Kindle with limitless reading potential.
c)            Tom Hanks and Wilson to help get your ass off the Island.
The hottie would be lovely for the first couple of days, but eventually I need someone to really talk to. I know it sounds corny. I can read a lot, but not that much. I guess I’ve got to go with Hanks and Wilson. Wait! Was the hottie gorgeous and intelligent? Nah! Never mind. She’d just get rid of me, so she could end up with Hanks and Wilson...

Where can we find you?
Sun Maid Growers of California for eleven hours, five and sometimes six days a week... What? Oh! ;) I’m in the California Central Valley, near Fresno. Beyond that, you can find me attached to this laptop. Just ask my wife. She’ll tell ya’. I hope you’ll look me up on Facebook, among other places.

Who has been your biggest support on your writing journey, and please, feel free to add my name here …
Kristy Berridge. She’s both super awesome, a hottie and supremely intelligent. Unfortunately, I think she’s secretly planning my demise so she can help Tom Hanks get off the island and forget all about Helen Hunt... Seriously, it’s the wonderfully supportive writing community. They have encouraged me and cheered my meager success, and have offered a shoulder when I have thought about giving it up. They are the greatest, and Kristy Berridge is definitely among their number.

Kristy: *fist pumps the air* See? Coercion works every time.

What is one of your favourite scenes from your novel? Feel free to provide a small excerpt to entice the readers.
In Seeing Ghosts, there are ghosts both inside and outside a large two story house that my main character has just inherited. Paul has befriended one of them, a very young boy who has become lost. He reads to him at night. His name is Paul, too. In this scene, he has misplaced his Kindle...

Gingerly, I turned the knob and pulled. I braced my left knee against the door, in a manner of preparing for someone or something to attempt to rush me and gain access. I peeked through the tiniest of gaps in the door and glanced about. There wasn’t much moon, so I had to wait quite a while before my eyes adjusted to the dark. When they finally did, I opened the door a little more.
The overturned bench still lay where Flora had thrown both it and me much earlier the previous evening, but I could see no further. I stuck my head out into the night air and quickly checked behind me. As I opened the door just a bit more to accommodate this, something fell. I couldn’t stifle a surprised cry and a curse. I looked down.
My missing Kindle. It had been left for me, propped up against the door. Perhaps it was to be a peace offering after all.
I knelt down and retrieved the device. I slid the switch on and a moment later, it came to life. Cool to the touch after having sat outside, it appeared none the worse for wear. As I prepared to rise back to my feet, the wind started again. I looked up just in time to see it and realized—it was no wind at all, but a man. One no longer the man he’d once been. He glowed white and ran past the front of the porch. Beyond him in the yard were more just like him. I dropped the Kindle.
They were all shapes and sizes of ghosts. Men, women and children, even the occasional dog and cat. One of the dogs was barking and it sounded familiar. Thankfully, it didn’t seem to be looking for me this time. They all seemed to ignore me and one another. They just ran. Some waved their arms. A few stomped about like zombies. From the expressions on their faces, none were at rest. This was a horror among horrors.
I sat down there and watched the pain as it unfolded about me, frozen by it. Somehow it felt as if I’d just survived a plane crash that had killed everyone else and my brain was short-circuiting because it was simply too much to fathom.
“They’re so sad,” a voice said beside me on the left. I nodded, but couldn’t pull my eyes from the dead. “This is because of the bad lady,” Paul announced. He stood beside me in the doorway. Mercifully, he didn’t touch me. It might have been the last straw that, once removed, would make the whole construct that was me crumble towards nothingness.
“Yes,” I said, finding my voice.
“We must do something to stop her.”
I turned at this and looked upon the boy standing there before me, who stared past me at the scene in the yard. Interesting to behold—he was very young, but unafraid. Glancing down at me, he nodded as if resigned to some duty.
“We must,” he said. I felt very proud of him at that moment for some crazy reason. I recall shaking my head in astonishment.

If you had to cast your characters, who would you reconcile to play their parts?
Hmm? You know, perhaps it has to do with my limited time, but I have never dreamed of actors for any of my characters. Perhaps I’m boring that way. That’s not to say that I haven’t dreamed of selling film rights or being summoned to Hollywood to assist with the screenplay. I have dreamt of that quite a lot. *laughs* Especially the part where I pen my two week’s notice and walk away from the eleven hour day job. That’s a favourite dream of mine!

Any last words? (feel free to write Kristy Berridge is super awesome right here)
I believe we have covered quite well the fact that Kristy Berridge is super awesome, even discounting the part where she plans my death in order for her to leave the island with Tom Hanks. Whether it was our short time together on the island or this interview, it was fabulous while it lasted!
Seriously, I want to thank you for this opportunity, Kristy. I thank you and your readers for taking the time to give my writing a chance. For the writers out there I urge you to press on. If we push ourselves and give it our all, no one can take it away. What we don’t want is to sit in our rocking chairs in our old age and be saddled with regret for not ever having tried. Happy reading and writing, my friends.

Well, thank you so much, Jimmy! It's been great having you, and an absolute pleasure to support a talented author like yourself. Make sure you all check out James's work and get yourselves a copy of his books ASAP!
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Saturday, 4 May 2013

Diary of a Teenage Zombie: Excerpt "Chapter Two"

Hello my wonderful blogger friends and pledges! Since the pledging is coming along swimmingly (I'm at 35% which you can see on the left side of the page), I thought I'd reward you all with a short excerpt from the novel. Bear in mind my editor is still looking this all over so there may be a few minor changes here and there, but it's still just a little slice into the life of Katie Palmer, zombie extraordinaire.
Your continued support is greatly appreciated, I have less than two months to go, and honestly, if everyone that reads this post donates even just $5 - $10 I am in with a chance, plus anyone who donates $10 or more gets a copy of the book anyway, so pledging = good karma and prizes!
Thank you again!! 



Dear Diary,
I found a tiny padlock on Jack’s bedroom door last night. I suspect Mum and Dad are a little worried about my flesh eating tendencies bad temper. They must have found the Nelson’s cat in our backyard.
But my complexion looks awesome today and that’s a good thing, because Connor called me yesterday and organised a date training session for this morning. I couldn’t exactly think of a reason not to, considering my armpits smelled okay and Mum double-washed my jogging gear in preparation.
Bless her.
I’m also going to meet up with Nikki after classes this morning to organise the classroom lock-in, the first stop on our social calendar for the year. Right now I think it’s a great idea, but I’m well fed in a good mood. Who knows how I’ll feel at the end of the week when my skin starts peeling away from my face?

Katie xo

Connor was already waiting for me on the back oval by the time Mum dropped me off at school. Being awake at such an ungodly hour meant I was still yawning, scratching at my belly and rubbing pockets of dried sleep from the corners of my eyes.
I know I paint a pretty picture. I’d have rather worn a low-cut top and slapped on some make-up, but it was only just after six and running a few miles would make me sweat like a pig. Practicality was key.
‘Palmer,’ Connor greeted me, a broad smile plastered across his face. ‘I’m not keeping you up, am I?’
‘I usually train in the afternoon,’ I complained, covering my mouth as another yawn threatened to escape. Suddenly my tired brain remembered that this was the hottest guy in school and that he’d woken up early especially to go running with me. I quickly changed my attitude.
Happy dance.
‘Boo-hoo,’ he teased, blonde hair flopping in front of his eyes. Connor smoothed his fringe back from his forehead and continued to reach up with the one motion, stretching his arms high above his head.
‘Let’s just hope you can keep up.’
Small wonder that I found words at all given my current distraction. A quick glimpse at Connor’s toned abdominals and exposed Calvin Klein briefs had my imagination overflowing with unladylike, erotic thoughts.
‘Is that a challenge, Palmer?’
‘Take it how you want,’ I said, shaking my head in an effort to break the spell his underwear apparently had over me. Languid scenes of our sweaty flesh pressed together stirred my desire, threatening to weaken me at the knees.
Connor’s knowing grin suggested he was more than aware of my eyes on him, plotting the possibilities.
Fuck.
Embarrassed by my open gaze, I sniffed and rolled my shoulders, reaching back to grip an ankle and stretch out my quadriceps, then hamstrings and calves. I didn’t need the preparation but I wanted to look anywhere but at Connor, certain there was a flashing neon sign above my head screaming ‘desperate’.
‘You ready?’ Connor asked, patting me on the back.
Was it wrong to savour that casual touch, deciding to embellish upon it in my fantasies later on? As far as I was concerned, that innocent gesture would be re-counted as brazen fingers grazing my spine, warm palms flattening against me, and sliding down my back until they cupped my ass. Connor would tell me he could crack walnuts on it.
Yes. That would be how inaccurately I’d remember this moment.
I took a deep breath, inconspicuously sniffed my armpits and then nodded. Connor had already bolted from the starting plate with a hiss and a roar, setting an unsustainable pace in his eagerness to impress. An oxygen tank loomed in his foreseeable future, as several laps at this speed would lead to him to undoubtedly coughing up a lung.
After circling the track a few dozen times and nabbing the five kilometre unspoken goal, I slowly realised that Connor was not built for endurance. Keeping pace with his frenetic stride was almost too easy, yet he struggled on and tried to match my predatory gait. Sweat trickled down Connor’s face and saturated his shirt. He was puffing like a geriatric chasing a big-breasted blonde; his face was rose-tinted and his blue eyes were bulging.
‘Palmer!’ he gasped. ‘What kind of stride do you call that?’
‘The one you set?’ I felt a little bad. I was breathing easy and had just lapped him for the second time in five minutes. Nikki had made it clear that in order to win Connor’s affections I had to embrace my athleticism but also not show him up. Something about damaging his ego, which she’d likened to kicking him in the balls.
‘You’re not jogging, you’re running!’ Connor panted. He was tripping over his own feet, his arms windmilling to keep himself upright.
I slowed, my inner predator rolling her eyes as I fought to contain a hysterical outburst. ‘I’m sorry. Do you need a rest?’
Connor was well behind me now. He had regained his balance but was swaying, perhaps on the verge of passing out. Bent in half and with hands propped against his knees, he attempted to draw in great gasps of air but instead started to cough like he’d just contracted emphysema.
I doubled back, concerned by the sudden pale sheen of his skin. ‘Are you okay?’ I asked, tentatively smoothing my hand across his back. The muscles bunched and tightened under my palm, but Connor was inconsolable, shoving me out of the way. Seconds later he was emptying the contents of his stomach onto the field.
‘Wow,’ I yelped, jumping free of the partially-digested debris, ‘I guess we know who’s going to win this upcoming marathon, huh?’
The contemptuous glare Connor shot me while wiping his mouth suggested I was not doing my best to lure him in with my feminine wiles.
Fuck.



Friday, 15 March 2013

Follow Friday #56


Happy Friday everyone!
Yes, it’s that time of week again where bloggers unite to participate in the Follow Friday venture. The idea behind #FF is to promote traffic to your own blog, make new friends with other like-minded bloggers and discuss new and interesting topics each week.
Participating is simple. First you need to follow my blog because I’m totally awesome, then you can follow me on Twitter @kristyberridge (actually you don’t have to do this, it’s wishful thinking), but do follow my blog or assassins will get you …
Then you must follow our illustrious hosts Rachel of http://www.parajunkee.com/ and Alison of http://www.alisoncanread.com/ If you want more details on how to enter your own blog in the follow and hop, all directions are on their webpages
Now, once you’ve followed, check out my answer to this week’s questions and don’t forget to leave a comment so I can do the right thing and follow you back!

This week's question: Activity! Hopefully warm weather for most of us is here soon…so tell us about your favorite outdoor reading spot. Or take a picture.

My answer: Well, I live in Far North Queensland in Australia, so I say f@#%k sitting outside at this time of year! It may be approaching winter down under, but that simply means I no longer have to wring my underwear out after a long day of ninety percent humidity. 
In short, I don't read outside. In fact, I don't really go outside unless I'm running from one air-conditioned area to the next. Reading is much better executed on a comfy cushion, under a fan in a contained environment where flesh is no longer in danger of melting from bone. Yes. I may just live inside a volcano.

Monday, 22 October 2012

Photo Frenzy

Hey guys,
So as you know, I've moved back into my house again after a trying month of roof replacement, insulation installation and a total re-paint. I have to say that I'm stoked with the results but in some ways, terrified that with the approach of the summer season that yet another cyclone may decide to blow through Cairns and take my new roof as a souvenir.
On the upside, having to move everything out and stuff it into a shipping container in the front yard has ensured that the unloading procedure has started a chain of events motivating about a million ideas I'd spawned in the past but never bothered to execute. For instance, we've constructed a writing corner and book nook for me. All of my paintings have been hung with careful consideration, and the hubby now has his very own computer play area.
So, I won't drone on, I'm super busy at the moment organising my book signings and a few blog tours, so I thought I'd post you my photos (as promised). Try not to drool over my writing area!
Have a good one everyone,

Kristy:)

Mid Construction (rear)

Mid Construction (Front)


My New Writing Area

Knick Knacks and Paintings
Original Rear of Property

Front Veranda

My New Internal Roof

New Roof & Painted Brickwork



Newly Decorated Kitchen

Friday, 24 February 2012

Follow Friday #21

Happy Friday everyone!
Yes, it’s that time of week again where bloggers unite to participate in the Follow Friday venture. The idea behind #FF is to promote traffic to your own blog, make new friends with other like-minded bloggers and discuss new and interesting topics each week.
Participating is simple. First you need to follow my blog because I’m totally awesome, then you can follow me on Twitter @kristyberridge (actually you don’t have to do this, it’s wishful thinking), but do follow my blog or assassins will get you …
My Bedroom
Then you must follow our illustrious hosts Rachel of http://www.parajunkee.com/ and Alison of http://www.alisoncanread.com/ If you want more details on how to enter your own blog in the follow and hop, all directions are on their webpages
Now, once you’ve followed, check out my answer to this week’s questions and don’t forget to leave a comment so I can do the right thing and follow you back!

 
My Living Room
This week's question is activity! Take a picture or describe where you love to read the most!

Answer: I have two places. If I'm really tired and know I'm going to likely face plant any solid object within the next hour, I tend to read in my snugly custom made bed. The second place is on the couch in my living room. There's an air conditioner in there that's great during summer and I get to stretch out and still yell at my husband should the mood take me.

Happy Friday all!

Kristy ;)